US man says neighbour's cows licked $100 in damage to his house; home's tastiness a mystery
ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. - A man's homeowners insurance apparently doesn't cover "acts of cow."
Jerry Lynn Davis called the Hawkins County Sheriff's office in Tennessee on Thursday, complaining that a neighbour's cows had been licking his house. In the process, Davis says the curious bovines did about $100 in damage by ripping off a screen window, cracking the glass and pulling down a gutter.
The Kingsport Times-News reports that Davis' home is next to a fence enclosing the cows' pasture. They managed to poke their heads through to lick the house, though a 
deputy's report did not indicate what made the house so tasty.
Deputy Chris Funk was able to contact the cows' owner, who said he'd take care of the problem.
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Tiger Woods is a PIMP
Tiger Woods has been in the news a lot lately, but not for all the best reasons. Despite the golf season currently in its mid-winter season break, Tiger has been making headlines with alleged affairs and speculations of adultery. Tiger has been caught cheating on his wife, with one reported lady admitting to being Tigers “other” woman. 
Rachel Uchitel, a New York club hostess, has repeatedly denied an affair but nevertheless hired a high-profile celebrity lawyer and called for a press conference in which it was believed was going to fess up to a relationship. She nixed the press conference at the last minute. Rumors have now surfaced that Tiger actually has a roster of rumored mistresses who could practically fill a clubhouse. If reports are true, Tiger could be linked to as many as NINE women.
- Jaimee Grubbs: The 24-year-old San Diego cocktail waitress and former Tool Academy participant says that she and Woods have slept together some 20 times, and that she has voice mails from him to prove it.
- Kalika Moquin: The Las Vegas nightclub marketing manager, 27, has refused to comment on allegations that she and the athlete met up for sex a number of times when he traveled to Las Vegas, according to Life & Style.
- Jamie Junger: The 26-year-old reportedly met Woods at a party in Las Vegas while she was doing promotional work for the Bellagio hotel and casino. She told Britain's Sunday Mirror that the they carried on an affair for 18 months.
- Mindy Lawton: A waitress at a Perkins restaurant near Woods's Florida home, the 33-year-old and Woods were reportedly nearly exposed in 2007, leading Woods to abruptly break off the relationship. Their affair featured wild sex in Woods's home while his wife was away, according to the U.K.'s News of the World.
- Cori Rist: Woods allegedly met the 31-year-old blonde at the Manhattan club Butter last year, but the relationship only lasted a few months, according to to the New York Daily News. She has refused to comment.
- Holly Sampson: A porn star with titles like Cheating Housewives 6 and OMG, Stop Tickling Me to her name, she has so far neither refuted nor confirmed rumors that she's had a relationship with the golfer, according to Britain's Sun tabloid.
- British TV Presenter: The Sun also claims that Woods had a fling with an unidentified British television hostess who's now married but was single during their relationship.
- Anonymous Florida Cougar: Another Sun allegation, this one was an unidentified wealthy older woman with whom he supposedly trysted in his office. They reportedly met at the Blue Martini bar in Orlando, a location mentioned in accounts of his other alleged affairs. (Meanwhile, TMZ.com has reported that the Orlando nightclub 23 has nicknamed a private VIP area "The Tiger's Room" for him because he's such a frequent guest.)
- Two Las Vegas Party Girls and a 'Trailer Trash' Orlando Neighbor: More Sun claims with scant details, but they may just be refering to previously alleged affairs.
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Forget cash, toss him a toothbrush: Police in US seeking robber with 'very offensive breath'
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FERNDALE, Mich. - He could be called the "Bad Breath Bandit."
Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who tellers say has crooked yellow teeth and particularly bad breath. The Detroit Free Press reports that Ferndale police say the man hit the same Charter One branch in October and again last week. Lt. William Wilson says tellers remember the man as tall, thin and "having very offensive breath and real yellow teeth." Witnesses also say he looks and smells dirty.
Police say he showed bank employees a note that demanded money. He implied he had a gun but tellers didn't see any weapon.
The suspect escaped with about $1,000 in the latest robbery.
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