By Ben Cummings
Everybody's Tweeting; celebrities and non-celebrites like Snoop Dogg (@snoopdogg) and Ben Stiller (@RedHourBen), to politicians like Sarah Palin (@Sarah_Palin) and the big cheese himself, Barack Obama (@BarackObama) or even those who fall under both categories (@Schwarzenegger). If you need to know what all your favourite celebs are doing, as well as normal schmoes who have nothing better to do, here's a rundown of what's happening today.
Source: Celebrity Tweets
Music Monday is in full force, as it is every Monday. Twits (as some 
call them) Tweet their trendy tunes tenaciously on Mondays so anybody with even less time on their hands can see what's hot. This week, Kid Cudi, R. Kelly and Christmas Music top the lists as each minute, 200 or more people will let us know what's ringing in their ears.
Source: Hip Hop Zoo
Pearl Harbor is another hot topic that is deemed important enough for Twits to Tweet: today is the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. The President of the USA himself has taken time out to order his intern to update his Twitter, stating "Today we pay tribute to those brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country at Pearl Harbor." (Source: Celebrity Tweets) But meanwhile, other Twits are confused about the day: "help mee , did pearl harbor sink or the ships there sink < i think pearl harbor did but my EX BFF @iamPaulGipson wont :(" (Source: An idiot from Twitter.com)
Finally, with Christmas just around the corner, instead of shopping for loved ones, Twits are selfishly broadcasting to the world what 
they want! "Just bought myself another Christmas present-- new running shoes! http://bit.ly/7FFMMv New Balance needs some new colour combos though!" and "someone buy me this clock for christmas. please: http://bit.ly/7FAqQo" or even "Thank God Christmas doesn't fall during beach season!" are just some of the inspirational messages that Twits are typing today!
What Celebs Are Sayin'
Everybody cares about what celebrities are thinking! Here's an update for December 7th, 2009:
Jesse Jane, respected porn star, is answering her fan's very important questions: @BURNT4LIFER already did bj. Going to go eat there now
Kim Kardashian has lofty goals : @FlyingTV I am so excited for our top secret project! it's like being immortilized! (her spelling, not mine)
Kathy Griffin thinks people still give a crap about her!: TONIGHT...I'm on LOPEZ TONIGHT!!! And, yes, I showed up the B&N @ The Grove 4 a surprise signing/visit to sign copies of my book and CD.
All Photos Courtesy of Google Image Search
Want More Info?
If this hasn't filled your daily craving for other people's business, check out these following sites for more Twitter Tastiness:
http://www.twitter.com (Obviously)
http://celebritytweets.com (If you don't care about normal people)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter (To know all you need to know about Twits)
http://twitter.grader.com/ (For the most vain of Twits, this ranks your authority on Twitter)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4664 (Twitter add-ons for Firefox! Allow Twitter into every aspect of your life!)
http://www.Go Outside And Meet People In Real Life.com (Nothing to do with Twitter, but get a real life and check it out!)
That's it, folks!